Grace’s swimming instructor asked her, “Grace, where are you kickies?” when her legs weren’t working very well in class today. So she says, “I left them at home.” Mom (being the smart mom that she is) pipes up, “Don’t worry Grace, I remembered to pack them in the bag. Here are your kickies!” Grace “grabs” her kickies, and lo and behold….she kicks like a champ for the rest of the lesson.

Eli’s lesson went like this: swim, pizza, passout