Heard in the household

We were busy making a cauliflower risotto and we think it was when the wine was cooking off that Grace says, “That smells disgusting.” I wasn’t sure if it was the wine smell or the cauliflower, so I asked her, “Grace, does it smell like fart?” She says, “No! It smells disgusting.” Make of that what you will. She then went on to try the risotto and really enjoyed it.

While we were eating dinner DonnĂ© asks Grace, “What happened to your skirt Grace?” (she wasn’t wearing it any more after school). Grace says, “I had an accident, I laughed so hard that I wet my panties!” She and Scarlett were on the see-saw together and Scarlett bounced so high in the air that she did the splits, and this resulted in a big laughing fit for both of them.

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