Monthly Archives: March 2012

Toilet training – Jack style

To model your friend Jack, please follow these instructions:
  1. Get naked
  2. Stand right up close to the clivia
  3. Push pelvis forward and take aim
  4. Fire away.
All of the above steps should be executed with a naughty grin while your mother is saying, "No Grace, no, no." The steps should also preferably be executed in a public area, like at Mom's Connect.