Before Easter Grace really wanted us to go to the shops so that we could buy some Lindt bunnies. As far as I knew Donné had already surreptitiously organised some of them, so I said to her, “Grace, I’m sure mommy has organised with the Easter bunny to get some of those.”

Grace, getting upset about this says, “But the Easter bunny is not real! Mommy must have organised with Takealot.”